LIFE'S HARD QUESTIONS

by sissy spring

sometimes we really need to question the questions

i hope thats not too intense, or like school

where's my prescription toothpaste? 7/10

if they are asking you it means you

are fucked, im sure of it, but what

did you do with it, you soul-sucking

creeper with a corny half sleeve

do you know if holden is in town? 5/10

yeah holden is around, he's always around.

he's the guy with the cast on his arm who

drives a red taurus. there's no drawings on

the cast. he's a serious kind of guy like that.

he's got drugs, too, if thats what you mean

what are you doing with your life? 10/10

soak wet and dissin

did you get my message? 10/10

no, no, no i didn't

when is a good time to visit? 1/10

there are no good times to visit

me, ever. just choose a bad time

and commit to me hating every

moment of the time we share

is Sara by fleetwood mac is about Sarah Smith? 10/10

"sarah, you are the poet in my heart- never change, never stop."

how do I get money? 3/10

by doing something you hate. you get more money

or less money if its really, really, really, shitty, I've

had both experiences with it

how long have you had these symptoms for? 4/10

two weeks/three years, either one kills, it all kills

"hey baby- got daddy issues?" 357/10

"yes please, yes puh-leeeez!!"

what's your poison? 7.5/15

every rose has its throne

how about shooting myself, can i shoot myself

in front of my dad, if it is non-fatal? 10/10

well, if its non-fatal I can't really say no

how was your day? 0/10

what day

what am I doing with my life? 5/10

thats what the mirror is for, babe, so I don't

have to think about things like that of you

is it worth it to smoke this pill off tin foil? 6/10

no, no, sorry its not, freebasing is just not cute,

is she really going out with him?

yeah, they've been together for a long time now.

don't look at me, its a fucked up world

who are you to be giving out advice? 4/10

you cant spell advice without vice

you don't need to get defensive, I'm just 11/11

don't even start on that defensive shit with me

what are the ingredients of riptide rush? 3/10

gatorade, you little fat fuck piggy fuck

what's your man got to do with me? 10/10

a question we all have to answer for ourselves

are you dropping out? 8/10

no, I'm just dropping

what does that mean? 0/10

what do you think it means? 10/10

paula jones, in the courtroom, described

president clinton's penis as Bent instead

of erect. Does this remind you of Quentin? 10/10

oh yeah, always. I probably think about it every day