secaucus, nj

rating: mega A+
I'm going to be honest, I don't know shit about Secaucus, except I've probably driven past it a couple of times. My true experience with Secaucus, which I guess is what I am rating, has to do with a time when I was walking my dog on 13th street at the age of 14 and a homeless buddy with a beard of booze linked arms with me. On our friendly stroll, he kept muttering sentences of an indecipherable nature that were laced with the word secaucus. Every five or so words he repeatedly yelled secaucus in a majorly forte style and it was beautiful. I just figured out what Secaucus is and therefore am pretty into it.
I'd go as far as to say that it is the "rosebud" of my teenage years.