Getting married-don't keep it a secret!
When traveling, Learn to paint.
On a plane, train or bus
largely run by women, learn several funny
stories and make a lot of money.
Don't be afraid
to associate fishing tackle
at a sporting goods store
with a girl who is a sad sack,
and let her pull you down to her level.
Set up an easel outside
the engineering school.
Chances are good
he'll come over to find out what's wrong.
Wear a Band-Aid. People always ask
what happened. Tell your friends
you are interested in being friendly to ugly men-
handsome is a hatbox overseas.
Have your father cry softly
in a convention bureau from time
to time. Tell him the same story
more than attractive girls.
Don't take a job at a company,
Get a job with the wild kid next door,
they may have some leftovers.
forget discretion every once in a while,
get lost at jury duty, walk into a room
he is in, and volunteer to be nice to everyone.
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