Sunday, August 30, 2020

Flarfing 129 Ways to Get a Husband




Getting married-don't keep it a secret!

When traveling, Learn to paint.

On a plane, train or bus

largely run by women, learn several funny

stories and make a lot of money.

Don't be afraid

to associate fishing tackle

at a sporting goods store

with a girl who is a sad sack,

and let her pull you down to her level.

Set up an easel outside

the engineering school.

Chances are good

he'll come over to find out what's wrong.

Wear a Band-Aid. People always ask

what happened. Tell your friends

you are interested in being friendly to ugly men-

handsome is a hatbox overseas.

Have your father cry softly

in a convention bureau from time

to time. Tell him the same story

more than attractive girls.

Don't take a job at a company,

Get a job with the wild kid next door,

they may have some leftovers.

forget discretion every once in a while,

get lost at jury duty, walk into a room

he is in, and volunteer to be nice to everyone.




from 129 Ways to Get a Husband 

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