Tuesday, August 28, 2018

The 10 Best Fireworks I've Created


  1. Jubilee Jimmies- Four cresting showers of blinky spectrum dust, rippled with candy clouds of sunset vermilion for a rosy finish.
  2. The Grippled Guzzler-An ionized fountain of indigo streamers that introduce three orchid-pops of golden sparks and culminate in a phlox-colored brocade of spectral bees.
  3. The Rusty Torch-Crickets and raver smoke to start, then a continuing stream of moonbursts and a colliding finale of zooming crackleshot.
  4. That Handsome Lyre-A gallant commencement of twin solenoid antennae that usher further spangles into a glittering, zithery helix.
  5. Hopscotch Nightmare-A cannonade of arduous baps opens the field for blooming tracelets that scan a pathway of skidder dots, and culminate in three glittering foxfire willows.
  6. The Handy Dandelion-Eight pops of sandy crackers and an orange wisp of elastic haze precede sociable ball lightening and a twittering barrage of Sunkist polyhedral nets.
  7. Clown Escape-A fat nightshade of marsh gas fluff that putters up into a flume of wizard-breath.
  8. The Mystical Thistle Missile-A scoping rocket of violent radium tassels traces a turning threat into an empyrean ring shell and a rising tail of parabolas.
  9. Blind Man's Backgammon-A ghost-face of silver rivulets that cross a sullen field in slashes of rolled stars.
  10. A Haunted Radio-Auburn trunks of platonic gasses continue to a choir of friar's lanterns, a tri-burst of whimsical peridots, and a neon-cinnamon finale.