Wednesday, July 06, 2011

badoumbadoumbadoumbadoumbadoumbadoumbadoumbadoumbadoum 00/00


can'tdothatcan'tdothatcan'tdothatcan'tdothatcan'tdothatcan'tdothat 000/0



handlethathandlethathandlethathandlethathandlethathandlethat 000000000/0

Thursday, June 16, 2011

wishing i smoked enough crack and dmt to
care about writing on this thing that i made

10/10

Monday, April 25, 2011

STREE OVERLORD

the other day i was in a basement and was handed a weird little
package with japanese and bright colors on it that simply said


STREE OVERLORD

by a major drug lord. he winked at me and took
a blast. I said i would take it, and i did, but I didn't
take it. later, i researched it.

http://www.streeoverlord.com/index2.html

follow that link for a rare treat

anyone who wants to review this product is welcome to
its somewhere on my floor








stree overlord

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

grav bong fat flakes in the night sky I have it all tonight they're really coming down now and i've got a banan krem piii 2
700000000000/5392983223


best friend butt to butt in bed dutch oven
300000000000/30000000000 it's that high only because we missed each other


sunburn peel skin i sonburned myself so bad man so bad I wore a belly shirt in the pool because air hut it but I thought I used enough aloe to get by apparently not I got to peeling today after a premonition in a dream I got really big pieces off I'm talking 2" x 2.5" with a dewy underside when you stick it on the windo it's like stained glass panes
chekkkaaa plussssaaaa high number










that guy is smoking meth the guy who is my temp roommat3??????????? my mom hates meth but it's super super popular in oklahama
:0 :0 :O
textbook creep

Monday, January 10, 2011

BEST OF 2010

YES I'M HERE WITHT HE MUCH ANTICIPATED END OF 2010 LIST!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE HAS BEEN WANTING OT KNOW WHAT TEH END OF 2010 WOULD BRING AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ATHT IT WAS A GREAT YEAR SHARED BY ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEGIN

1) IT WAS A GREAT TIME TO NOT GET PAID. 2010 WAS THE YEAR OF FREELOADING, DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT AND HAVING FUN. NOW THATS IT S OVER WE'RE ALL GONNA HAVE TO GET JOBS. DAMMIT WHY'D YOUHAVE TO END 2010!!!!!!!!!!

2)IT WAS ALSO A GOOD TIME TO SAY THAT "THING" U JUST HAAD TO SAY ;) SOMETIMES, YOU JUST CAN'T HELP YOURSELF!! LET ME TELL YOU NOW, I DEFINITELY WAS SAYING THINGS IN 2010 THAT I COULD - NOT - HAVE - GOTTEN - AWAY - WITH - IN - OTHER - YEARS!!!!! I THINK WE ALL HAD ONE, WHAT WAS YOURS????

3)IT WAS DEFINITELY A YEAR FOR LOVE, AND SEX. WHO WASN'T GETTING LAID IN 2010????? PEOPLE WERE FALLING IN LOVE, AND OUTTA LOVE, SAYING GOODBYE, AND INVITING THE NEXT ONE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS. WHAT'S UP WITH TAHT???? IT'S OK THOUGH, I'M GETTING THE FEELING 2011 S GONNA BE A HOTT YEAR....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4)"WHO TOOK THAT????" DID YOU GET SOMETHING STOLEN THIS YEAR?? I DID. FOR THE PURPOSE OF ANONYMITY I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT IT ON THIS BLOGGER BUT I JUST WANTED TO ASK BECAUSE ACTUALLY ACCOORDING TO MY FRIEDNSS THAT HAPPENED TO A LOT OF THEM THIS YEAR!!!!!!! 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5) OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE "I DID SOMETHING CRRAZAYYY IN 2010!!!! CLUB I HEREBY AM OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE I DID SOMETHING CRAZYAYYY IN 2010 CLUB!!!!!!! HEHE I'M JOKIN, YOU ALL CAN BE MEMBER'S TOO !!!!!! ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS REMEMBER ONE CRAYAYSYYZYYYYYY TING YOU DID IN 2010 AND THERE YA GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OFFICIAL MEMBER SHIP FOR ALL!!!! :) WHAT DID YOU DO???

6)I GOT BETRAYED IN 2010. A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE TOLD ME THEY HAD BEEN STEALING FROM ME FOR YEARS, DRAINING ME OF MY FUNDS WHILE CLINGING AND BORROWING FROM ME IN THE REST OF MY LIFE. I MADE 2010 THE YEAR OF SAYING GOODBYE TO PEOPLE LIKE THAT IN MY LIEFE WHO AREN'T GOOD FOR ME AND DON'T WHAT WANT BEST FOR ME. IT'S ALL GOOD NOW BC THEY'RE IN JAIL FOR OSMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENTNOW HAHA 2011 CRAZYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7)THIS IS GONNA BE MY LAST ONE AND I CAN'T TELL YOU WHY OR ELSE IT WON'T BE MY LUCKY # ANYMOER!!!! ;) SO ANYWAYS, THE MAIN POINT IS AND THE TOP REAOSN 2010 IS ON MY LIST IS I FEEL IT WAS A GOOD SET-UP YEAR. IT WAS A YEAR SO THAT WE ARE SET UP RIGHT NOW TO DO THE THINGS WE'RE DOING IN OUR LIVES AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M OK WITH THAT? ARE YOU??????




ALRIGHT SEE YOU GUYS IN THE COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIFE'S HARD QUESTIONS

by sissy spring


sometimes we really need to question the questions

i hope thats not too intense, or like school










where's my prescription toothpaste? 7/10

if they are asking you it means you

are fucked, im sure of it, but what

did you do with it, you soul-sucking

creeper with a corny half sleeve


do you know if holden is in town? 5/10

yeah holden is around, he's always around.

he's the guy with the cast on his arm who

drives a red taurus. there's no drawings on

the cast. he's a serious kind of guy like that.

he's got drugs, too, if thats what you mean





what are you doing with your life? 10/10

soak wet and dissin



did you get my message? 10/10

no, no, no i didn't


when is a good time to visit? 1/10

there are no good times to visit

me, ever. just choose a bad time

and commit to me hating every

moment of the time we share




is Sara by fleetwood mac is about Sarah Smith? 10/10

"sarah, you are the poet in my heart- never change, never stop."




how do I get money? 3/10

by doing something you hate. you get more money

or less money if its really, really, really, shitty, I've

had both experiences with it


how long have you had these symptoms for? 4/10

two weeks/three years, either one kills, it all kills



"hey baby- got daddy issues?" 357/10

"yes please, yes puh-leeeez!!"


what's your poison? 7.5/15

every rose has its throne




how about shooting myself, can i shoot myself

in front of my dad, if it is non-fatal? 10/10

well, if its non-fatal I can't really say no






how was your day? 0/10

what day




what am I doing with my life? 5/10

thats what the mirror is for, babe, so I don't

have to think about things like that of you




is it worth it to smoke this pill off tin foil? 6/10

no, no, sorry its not, freebasing is just not cute,



is she really going out with him?

yeah, they've been together for a long time now.

don't look at me, its a fucked up world



who are you to be giving out advice? 4/10

you cant spell advice without vice


you don't need to get defensive, I'm just 11/11

don't even start on that defensive shit with me







what are the ingredients of riptide rush? 3/10

gatorade, you little fat fuck piggy fuck



what's your man got to do with me? 10/10

a question we all have to answer for ourselves


are you dropping out? 8/10

no, I'm just dropping








what does that mean? 0/10

what do you think it means? 10/10










paula jones, in the courtroom, described

president clinton's penis as Bent instead

of erect. Does this remind you of Quentin? 10/10

oh yeah, always. I probably think about it every day












Hellboy 2: the Golden Army

I got high and watched this with my little brother last night. It took us back to the first time we saw it: last Christmas eve, when my dad asked for it on DVD and we watched it at his house. I had forgotten a bunch of things about it, like that since Hellboy is the son of Satan he smokes cigars and drinks beers in the shower, and the emotional musical montage where “Beautiful Freak” by the Eels plays. When the Elven prince summons the elemental in New York, my brother said “That’s not like any forest god I’ve met.” It was really sad when Hellboy killed him. The movie still sucks, too.

Saturday, January 08, 2011

Sure that's dope I guess. fine.we'll just keep going there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78_loMbmKJ8

one day, when you're looking back
you were young and man, you were sad
when you're young you get sad
when you're young you get sad and you get high