apparently the days are already getting longer which is supposed to mean that the idiot days of winterfuck are starting to be less dark but I rate this as bullshit

Grapefruit and a Orange Pall Mall Waiting for the 41: even

They were giving out free citrus fruits at the Standards and Curriculum Office
So I went for the big Kahuna, and while I waited
for the bus in the cold without a hat (because I am a worthless piece of trash)
I asked the other person out there, over at the 16 stop for
one of her tasteless white 100's.She had a beard and coke-bottle glasses.
On the way home I snuck into a smokers back alley where
I peed on the wall underneath the the big "J Geils Band " Graffiti.

listening to dillinger and watching precious on instant netflix on mute I give it a B because it means that you're too high to function

Bigfoot Burger 9.2/10

Didn’t have the will to make dinner after work
So I stopped by the Real Deal to pick up a Bigfoot Burger
and saw some cleavage when the girl bent over to get me
ketchup packets, and went home, where I had received
an important technological part in the mail, and Wyndham
and Pat had sent me rap trax! I interviewed my old
sixth grade social studies teacher on the phone
about the state of the world, and wrote a paper
about how one of Shakespeare’s plays is about love
being a lie, which I don’t really think is true.

Miley Cyrus smoking Bong of Salvia 9/10

http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/10/miley-cyrus-video-bong-hit-smoking-salvia-herb-pyschedelic-birthday-party-hannah-montana/

Thanks God journalism is finally starting to mean something. Here I was, thinking "oh gossip news isn't something I'm interested in, maybe I should just wax the dolphin, crawl back into bed and sleep my problems away" and then BAM!the internet changes my life again "Stay up!" says the internet "You need to know what's going on!"

movirs i was too fjucked on kpin 2 go 2 sea;

owls ofv gahoole- owls are for emo betches


avitar- i could buy so muxh 2CI for 3D imax prices lollololo plus u cant
smoking oxy in the movie room (theater)

newest harry potter- it takes somuch dedication to drive a car or walk throug trsficw

yellow submarine- who the fuck are these dudes

jarhead- is that the movie about the sailo4r/