this is the game of snaps
sometimes im into things for breakfast
sometimes im not
relish and old crow for breakfast 6/10
i wouldn't say it leaves you alone
a cobb salad and a grape four loko for breakfast 3/10
coughing up blood and mcdonalds salad in a totaled car on elliot street
pineapple and pussy for breakfast 5/10
rick ross kenny loggins crab legs that go all the way up, pineapple makes me itch
dustblunt and benno von archimboldi for breakfast 10/10
time is money
bone marrow and black candle wax for breakfast 2/10
its just getting used to it all
quick cellphone conversation with your dad and a cold potato for breakfast 1/10
really terrible
coconut rum and codeine through twizzler straws to the history channel for breakfast 8/10
"daddy hungy"- quentin "daddy hungy" moore
waking up in the submarine you live in for breakfast 10/10
"its really a trip... living in this submarine..."
cutting crack on dirty dishes for breakfast 7/10
I mean, its a new year, I should be open minded
married with children and home improvement for breakfast 9/10
implies a sinister third element too heinous to describe
trespassing and taco donuts for breakfast 10/10
i invented taco donuts (t.d.)
little pieces of an egg and steak sauce for breakfast 0/10
maybe in hell, you maricón puto bitchh
hash and dog soup for breakfast 10/10
very Dave Crook on a rainy day and i'm liking it...
kelp and a diet coke for breakfast 2/10
sad whale? coke whale?
salute by dipset for breakfast 10/10
Spooky
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Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Down All Night / Up All Night
THE RETURN OF COCAINE ENERGY DRINK: A
It’s cool that everyone chilled out and decided to accept the truth again. Post 2006.
It’s cool that everyone chilled out and decided to accept the truth again. Post 2006.
dogners
dogners are rrreally good, you can leave them with their hand in the cut and they will stay on the break like a surfer homes
combing
i dont want to comb through my hair to my head flesh
piranha 3D
i dont want to sound corny but this is the best movie ive seen
vicodin floor
i slept on the floor on vicodin plenty of times. its fine, you'll do great here
dogners are rrreally good, you can leave them with their hand in the cut and they will stay on the break like a surfer homes
combing
i dont want to comb through my hair to my head flesh
piranha 3D
i dont want to sound corny but this is the best movie ive seen
vicodin floor
i slept on the floor on vicodin plenty of times. its fine, you'll do great here
Saturday, September 11, 2010
black pontiac B+
why have a black pontiac when you can have a white pontiac? what do you really know about Los Angeles? You might be surprised. I don't know much. In Yonkers, everyone drives black cars with illegal tints. When I am wearing my blueblockers my car is black. There's definitely no tint in the windows but I would love an accord with illegal tints and rims. The city changes everyone. Maybe thats the third rule?
You ever seen the movie Story of a Junkie? its on instant netflix, its mashed potatoes to anyone who likes to chill in filth. Right at the beginning the dude in it talks about how everyone in new york does something they wouldn't otherwise do in order to get by, but nobody is gonna clock that big kid work in no damn black pontiac, you need that white pontiac
red pontiac B
I saw a bitchin red pontiac van, and it wasn't white like jonas' old one but it was still pretty bitchin. If i had a van I would want it to be white, to blend in with the rest of vans. I love a good, white, pontiac, you know? I like a little flute, I don't mind a few dents, no homo, okay, homo, i'm mad homo
why have a black pontiac when you can have a white pontiac? what do you really know about Los Angeles? You might be surprised. I don't know much. In Yonkers, everyone drives black cars with illegal tints. When I am wearing my blueblockers my car is black. There's definitely no tint in the windows but I would love an accord with illegal tints and rims. The city changes everyone. Maybe thats the third rule?
You ever seen the movie Story of a Junkie? its on instant netflix, its mashed potatoes to anyone who likes to chill in filth. Right at the beginning the dude in it talks about how everyone in new york does something they wouldn't otherwise do in order to get by, but nobody is gonna clock that big kid work in no damn black pontiac, you need that white pontiac
red pontiac B
I saw a bitchin red pontiac van, and it wasn't white like jonas' old one but it was still pretty bitchin. If i had a van I would want it to be white, to blend in with the rest of vans. I love a good, white, pontiac, you know? I like a little flute, I don't mind a few dents, no homo, okay, homo, i'm mad homo
Sunday, September 05, 2010
pranksplosion, trey, amphetamine psychosis, mica, crush the trunx punx
fireworks inside A
it seems like a bad idea but its actually a very, very, good idea
chill vibes F
trey anastasio came to uvm from jersey: umm yuh... i've watched chill vibes drive friends to suicide like darby crash. if a soldier is pointing a rifle at you, don't put a flower in the barrel, you idiots
puking up arizona iced tea C
the first time I truly lost control on dexedrine I was seventeen, and at a combination car race and demolition derby in keene, new hampshire. I peaked during the event that featured school buses with amateur drivers who rallied the track scraping and butting each other's rides trying to disable and injure the other drivers in order to win the race. I pounded probably five raspberry arizona iced teas to try to ease my cottonmouth. I was trying to make an impression on the beautiful girl, but my tongue left me dry, dry, dead in my mouth and when I began shaking I excused myself and she left with her friends. I quietly puked some of the iced tea up in a toilet. Since then, I lost my taste for the raspberry flavor.
I didn't like the green tea arizona iced teas to begin with, and when I puked one up on all fours in the shower a month or two ago, I haven't been able to look at the corny chinese symbol-ridden packaging without feeling like a damn rube. look, honey, its nothing too bad for any veteran puker, but is already a lot like stomach acid to begin with
dragging my fingernails on pavement A-
its nice out there with the moon making the mica sparkle but i chewed all my nails
yung l.a.'s crush the block B
I don't know if I would like this if I wasnt crushing the block so damn hard
strictly 4 traps n trunks 6 (hosted by yo gotti) C-
Usually the traps n trunks mixtapes are good but this one is muy mediocre
it seems like a bad idea but its actually a very, very, good idea
chill vibes F
trey anastasio came to uvm from jersey: umm yuh... i've watched chill vibes drive friends to suicide like darby crash. if a soldier is pointing a rifle at you, don't put a flower in the barrel, you idiots
puking up arizona iced tea C
the first time I truly lost control on dexedrine I was seventeen, and at a combination car race and demolition derby in keene, new hampshire. I peaked during the event that featured school buses with amateur drivers who rallied the track scraping and butting each other's rides trying to disable and injure the other drivers in order to win the race. I pounded probably five raspberry arizona iced teas to try to ease my cottonmouth. I was trying to make an impression on the beautiful girl, but my tongue left me dry, dry, dead in my mouth and when I began shaking I excused myself and she left with her friends. I quietly puked some of the iced tea up in a toilet. Since then, I lost my taste for the raspberry flavor.
I didn't like the green tea arizona iced teas to begin with, and when I puked one up on all fours in the shower a month or two ago, I haven't been able to look at the corny chinese symbol-ridden packaging without feeling like a damn rube. look, honey, its nothing too bad for any veteran puker, but is already a lot like stomach acid to begin with
dragging my fingernails on pavement A-
its nice out there with the moon making the mica sparkle but i chewed all my nails
yung l.a.'s crush the block B
I don't know if I would like this if I wasnt crushing the block so damn hard
strictly 4 traps n trunks 6 (hosted by yo gotti) C-
Usually the traps n trunks mixtapes are good but this one is muy mediocre
Saturday, September 04, 2010
secaucus, nj
rating: mega A+
I'm going to be honest, I don't know shit about Secaucus, except I've probably driven past it a couple of times. My true experience with Secaucus, which I guess is what I am rating, has to do with a time when I was walking my dog on 13th street at the age of 14 and a homeless buddy with a beard of booze linked arms with me. On our friendly stroll, he kept muttering sentences of an indecipherable nature that were laced with the word secaucus. Every five or so words he repeatedly yelled secaucus in a majorly forte style and it was beautiful. I just figured out what Secaucus is and therefore am pretty into it.
I'd go as far as to say that it is the "rosebud" of my teenage years.
I'm going to be honest, I don't know shit about Secaucus, except I've probably driven past it a couple of times. My true experience with Secaucus, which I guess is what I am rating, has to do with a time when I was walking my dog on 13th street at the age of 14 and a homeless buddy with a beard of booze linked arms with me. On our friendly stroll, he kept muttering sentences of an indecipherable nature that were laced with the word secaucus. Every five or so words he repeatedly yelled secaucus in a majorly forte style and it was beautiful. I just figured out what Secaucus is and therefore am pretty into it.
I'd go as far as to say that it is the "rosebud" of my teenage years.
meat pull
rating: alpha zed
When I say "meat pull," I'm talking about those times when you're eating something stringy, my example being prosciutto (though it frequently happens to me with pizza), and you get a little overzealous and swallow without having given your food item a thorough chewing. In turn, you're forced to yank the item from the back of your throat using your fingers. I rate this haunting experience both alpha and zed because the feeling of choking and saving yourself is simultaneously terrifying and exhilarating. This double edged sword onsets the type of fear that leaves you begging for more.
Golden star if you eat the meat your throat has already seen.
When I say "meat pull," I'm talking about those times when you're eating something stringy, my example being prosciutto (though it frequently happens to me with pizza), and you get a little overzealous and swallow without having given your food item a thorough chewing. In turn, you're forced to yank the item from the back of your throat using your fingers. I rate this haunting experience both alpha and zed because the feeling of choking and saving yourself is simultaneously terrifying and exhilarating. This double edged sword onsets the type of fear that leaves you begging for more.
Golden star if you eat the meat your throat has already seen.
Friday, September 03, 2010
Desks
B rating:
Under most circumstances they are useless, but if you happen to inhabit one for more than a year - you can find some pretty good stuff in the back, inluding (but not limited to): scissors, tape, vicodin, film, passports, checkbooks, string, hankerchiefs, love-letters, cigarettes, chewing tobacco, spittoons, money, sea-shells, blank-cds, nyquil, someone else's weed, shake, orange-jucie, vitamins, phone-numbers that don't belong to anyone, keys, pins, hair, finger-nail clippers, straws, chords for nothing you need, dirt, t.p., underwear, paper, windex, photographs, polaroids, and shoe-laces. not bad when you need a quarter, know what I mean?
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