river monsters, times of day, new nyquil formula, bug fever, manfred mann

River Monsters (tv show) A+
A fifty year old raging queen named Jeremy John Wade from rural England blowing up every possible spot in order to engage in sadomasochistic rituals with improbably giant fish. Sport wood or get a job trying



10 am (time of day) F
If you are in any way okay with 10:00 a.m., I don't know you or your maricón tea-drinking pussy yoga morning friends and I don't fuck with you at all period because any real ass man or woman is either puking, writhing, or having spasms at that hour if they have to be dealing with the stupid, stupid, world



the new Nyquil formula B-
I don't touch anything cherry flavored unless it is worth it. Therefore, I don't know if they changed the cherry 'quil or not. They probably did and I am sure its terrible. I always have preferred the traditional flavor, a shittier, or maybe spicier, licorice flavor with overtones of alcohol like the Pernod in Absinthe, made tangy by the rad, rad, dxm. However, it is law that all cool things must come to suck, so they added much more menthol to the new nyquil formula. Everyone knows menthol goes in newports, not anti-anxiety medication.
But come with me to the Coke Side of Life. They changed the doctor downtown from diphenhydramine (in benadryl) to doxylamine succinate (in unisom) which is an aficionado's delight.
I remember seeing some footage on television of a bunch of deep sea divers celebrating in submarine pressure adjustment chambers by drinking nyquil. Of course it rules, otherwise why would they card you for in in Florida? Nyquil has saved me from tom petty's breakdown in cars, on trains, and everywhere I have been stranded. I expect it to continue to, thanks to its blend of herbs, vitamins, and minerals.




5:45 am (time of day) D-
This is the time of day when normal people with jobs start waking up and late night skateboarding takes a hazardous turn because most of the people driving around that early are landscapers in vans or F350s who think they are the only ones on the road but I am the exception that is proving the rule at that time of day




12:34 am A
Let me let you in on a little secret because this is the first post. When the numbers line up, the "Work" begins. This continues until approximately three in the morning, when the witching hour begins, which is observed until a good half hour after the sun is up which means its about time for me to ease back into the old coffin





Bug Fever C+
I don't miss Bug Fever and I don't think I ever will. It kept me on my toes and got me out of bed in the morning but sometimes it was all I could do to not burn the whole house down in order to kill all of the bugs. There was no escape from them, only the illusion of escape. For instance, after I would kill all of the horseflies in Colin's room and try to go to sleep I would look up and realize that the spiders were doing-the-cull in the corners, and there was nothing I could do about it.
There was one time that a horsefly got me and left a pig's eye sized welt that hurt whenever I pressed my back against anything. For the first few days, it itched heinously and leaked fluid. I felt generally feverish and insane. Another time I was dosed with europaaean acid and a bug was blown up my nose by the wind of a fan. The implications of it breeding maggots in my brain sent me spiraling into a thick fever. Luckily I had enough twisted tea to get wasted and wander around in the yard until the worst of it subsided.
It was rare that I would not be covered in ants in my sleep. I could only watch in passive terror as hundreds of black centipedes writhed over my bare toes in the swamp soil. Occasionally the temperature would drop and all of the flies would become slow and lazy and I was able to massacre them in large amounts. Only through much much death there was some escape from the buzzing and itching








manfred mann's feelings about being blinded by the light A++
"...momma always told me not to
look into the eyes of the sun,

but momma, thats where the fun is..."

















I WANT YOU GUYS IN ON THIS-
every last riscal rascal of you so
send me your email addresses

i just wanna make it clear that the idea is to review anything you want
however you want, just do it up, and do it up good. i used the
school grading system in this first test post but i will switch to other
units of measurement for the various things that i will have to both
encounter and review. do what you want do it it do it. if you aren't
down thats cool and ill just slash yr name off the list like yuh
because thats squaresvilel or have a job if you can't think of anything
you have opinions about its cool and all if you take your time, work it out,
do your thing, you know im laid back but you know i never sleep

i just want a community of friends gangbanging reality,
my friends all seem to have a lot to say about things and i
RESPECT IT AND SO SHOULD EVERYONE ELSE

personally, im gonna review some stupid shit and say some stupid shit
and you should too because we're on the internet and not only lamer
than that, we are on a blog and if the city hasnt turned you into a
termite already you recognize the internet is a fad and
nothing that we ever say ever really matters which means-


as of now, no one knows about this project but you dudes
and dudettes who i have let know , so,
unlike most projects which are secrets to us and our teams,

~~i want to start the commotion,
weirdos my sweet, sweet, weirdos,
we must take it to the mind-streets~

peace-ful-ness and warmth,
sissy spring